Greco Gum Email Newsletter: All Is Well (June 11, 2024)

ALL IS WELL

All is well here at Greco Gum.*

(*recently voted the #1 best based and redpilled employer in the US!)

Everything is fine.

Our employees are happy; from the hearty laborers toiling in the fields, to the overpaid laptop wagies overindulging on the word count.

After some minor Human Resources restructuring, including changeups within the marketing division and adding Laudenum to the office water supply...

We are back and better than ever.

And we’re ready to support your breath, health, and jaw this summer.

Here’s to new beginnings and fresh starts.

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