The Boomer Cabin

THE BOOMER CABIN

Recently we’ve realized that everyone deserves a WASP baby boomer in your life. 

For those not in the know...

WASP = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

And they understand summer. Boomers especially.

For the boomer WASP, summer is about a delicious cocktail of leisure and neglect.

It’s about appreciating their inheritance, then proceeding to blow it all on overpriced solar panels to fight climate change.

WASP boomer summer is Surf and Turf with some well-done burgers for that weird uncle that hates red meat because he was forced to eat gristle as a kid.

It’s about parents downing a dozens G&T’s while yelling at their kids for wanting a sip of beer.

It’s about ranting at town hall meetings, petitioning for calmed-traffic neighbourhoods, and snitching on the neighbours to the HOA.

And of course…

It’s about the Summer Cabin.

Paid for in 1950’s business blood money, the cabin is where you’ll find all the bounties that the North American upper classes have to offer.

Tennis girls, Bilderberg internship opportunities, blood pressure medications…

It’s all there, waiting for you.

So, get yourself a WASP baby boomer mentor today. Then get them to invite you up to the cabin.

And if you’re looking for a smart way to break the ice with one:

Try making them an offering.

We hope you’re enjoying your summer.

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