We Shouldn't Tell You This

WE SHOULDN’T SHARE THIS

We probably shouldn’t tell you this.

But honestly, it’s hard to keep secrets from you, .

Here it is:

We run a catastrophic, insane, and absolutely suicidal customer service department. 

Suicidal for our business finances, that is.

In situations where our customers run into problems, including:

- receiving damaged or melted tins
- needing to leave their shipping location before their order arrives
- experiencing some sort of unprecedented emergency, and needing expedited shipping times as a result
- pretty much anything else you can think of

We go above and beyond to set things right.

Regardless of the cost on our end.

This is why we consistently receive messages along the lines of “this company has the best customer service I've ever seen.”

And it’s why we can confidently say:

We offer the best customer service out of any business operating online, across any industry or geography.

However...

Do not think this is license to take advantage of us.

We’ve seen it all. We can tell when we’re being conned.

And we do NOT take kindly to those who try to exploit our generous approach to customer service. 

That said, if you’d like to try some gum, or stock up on your supply...

Rest assured that if anything happens...

We’ve got your back.

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