the legend of 12 year old gigachad

12 YEAR OLD GIGACHAD

Another customer writes in with the legend of 12 year old Gigachad:

“Hi Greco,

I was on FaceTime to my *12 year old* sister and I showed her my new impressive stash of Greco Gum.

She then says “some guy in my class has that.”

I’m shocked. I ask her if it’s actually the same stuff or if it’s just sweets or something.

She says “No. It’s that. He says it’s tree sap.”

Had to share because I was quite impressed that someone age 12 was masticmaxxing.

Fair play to the parents.

Anyway just had a couple more tins arrive and I’m trying the nuggets for the first time. Great experience.”

We’re quite impressed too, friend.

We see great things in that young man’s future.

Maybe one day he’ll grow up to be a senator, and institute a federal mewing program in high schools across the country.

In other news, our latest batch of nuggets is about to sell out...

But there are still a few tins left if you act quickly. 

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