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Greetings loyal and trusted Chewer,



Did you know that on this day in history in 1952, a nationalistic military group overthrew King Farouk I of Egypt, and brought Colonel Nasser to power?

Neither did we.

Nor did we care... until we read the following:

“Nasser's detractors criticized his authoritarianism, his human rights violations, and the dominance of the military over civil institutions that characterised his tenure, establishing a pattern of military and dictatorial rule”

We like the cut of ole Nasser’s jib. After all, the best businesses function as tyrannical dictatorships.

With that, two key announcements from the Greco regime:

1) A batch of nuggets is currently being prepped for release. Expect them in 1-2 weeks.

2) At the same time as the nugget launch, we will be increasing our prices for both nuggets and droplets. This will be our first price increase since 2022. Inflation and rising production costs have forced our hand. 

What this means for you:


Now would be a good time to stock up on droplets, before they become more expensive.

Stay tuned for more details soon...

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