Last Chance...

LAST CHANCE

This email has two reminders for you:

1. This is your last chance to stock up on droplets at their current price, before it increases tomorrow.

2. Our latest nugget batch will launch Tuesday, 12PM EST, in about 24 hours.

In other news...

There was some drama with this batch.

Our original shipment of nuggets arrived MELTED.

Turns out our cargo security team of escaped circus monkeys did not understand what we meant by “refrigeration.”

No matter... Corsican enforcers were dispatched to fix the issue and order was quickly restored.

As for this latest shipment, we took a big gamble. And it paid off.

Bigly.

This batch is pristine. 

However...

It’s slightly smaller than our typical shipment.

So if you want a piece of the plunder, we recommend setting your alarms for noon EST tomorrow (August 13th).

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Have any questions? Just reply to this email and we'll get back to you right away!