The Greatest Pitch Of All Time

THE GREATEST PITCH OF ALL TIME

We like to think we’re half-decent at marketing.

But recently, an elite cold pitch roared into our twitter DMs that changed everything.

In fact, this sequence was so stunning, so brave, so incisive...

It’s left us no choice but to retire from marketing forever. Soon we’ll be handing over the reigns to a new associate...

Lev the Lion.

Here’s his pitch:

“say your not good with your sells page, you think you might be losing clients to not as great buyers if you do and really really I got experience and a deal”

Makes sense.

“Let’s hear it,” we reply.

“you don’t really go I the convincing them something this are you weak and can’t get the heath you want this is just a example   header you could make are you not sure than this why you should and I make that if you Don’t see any improvements”

Lev then hits us with the one-two punch followup:

“No cash for me there’s always some that wants it but there not convinced”



Demonstrating an exceptional eye for detail, he (almost) corrects his there vs. their vs. they’re grammar:



“No cash for me there’s always some that wants it but their not convinced


What’s your thoughts ho t cold”

 “So hot,” we confess.

“You ad the page and I will get to work I didn't make it before because simple at first it was just cold outreach 

Good to hear fine with you will take couple of weeks  couple of days if you already know about your target more indepth hoter or cold”

Copy that, chief. Couple of weeks, couple of days. Gotta keep em guessin. 

Now, some might interpret this as us making fun of this individual.

This is most assuredly not the case.

We most definitely did NOT laugh while writing this...

And if YOU so much as even cracked a smile while reading, may Zeus himself strike you down with a thousand thunderbolts.

While the doors are now closed to take over our marketing, there’s still one way to compete with advertising hall-of-famers like Lev.

Start strengthening your jaw today, and one day you too can speak with such poise and clarity.

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