Super Bowl Survival Guide For People Who Hate Sports
By H. Alan Scott
There are two types of people: Those who watch the Super Bowl for the football, and those who watch the Super Bowl for everything but the football. I fall into the latter. Honestly, I couldn't even tell you who's playing in the game besides Taylor Swift's boyfriend. (What's his name again? Something Ketchup?) So, if you're like me, consider this your go-to survival guide for how to watch slash participate in everything but the football during the Super Bowl this Sunday, February 8, airing on CBS and Paramount+.
Let's just start things out from the beginning of the game, shall we? You're at your party and everyone is talking about the teams playing or some other thing related to sport talk that has left you thoroughly confused. Well, your moment to shine will come when Post Malone, Andra Day and Reba McEntire walk onto the field before the game begins. Malone will be performing "American the Beautiful," Day will be performing "Lift Every Voice and Sing" and McEntire will be singing the national anthem. And, that's just the appetizer for the main course: Usher!
Here are more must-see moments (and yes, we love the commercials, too.)